Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Have a Funky, Funky Christmas! 2017

You can thank a friend of mine for the title of this post. She shared a photo of the long-lost New Kids of the Block Christmas album on Facebook, and I've been singing this song in my head ever since. And if you had the same cassette I did, now it's in your head, too. You're welcome.

Now that we're all feeling sorry for leaving our fireplaces burning on Christmas Eve (sorry, Santa!), let's get to why you really came here: to read our "Christmas letter"! Or you were bored and decided to type in the URL on our Christmas card to see what happened. Either way, we're glad you're here!

When you received our Christmas card, you may have asked yourself, "Where in the world are the Brootens?" No? No everyone thinks in song lyrics? Well, just in case you are curious about our whereabouts...

1. Upper left: On a fabulously relaxing mini-family vacation in Lincoln City, OR! With's Dave's crazy schedule as a lawn care/landscaping business owner, we strategically plan our family trips in between his busy seasons. For our friends and family on the East Coast who may not know this, OR Coast weather is chilly, wet and windy no matter the time of year. Fabulous family time was 
had by all as we walked and collected firewood along the beautifully soggy beach, explored the stunning wonders of God's creation in places like Devil's Punch Bowl, indulged in fresh seafood at new and old favorite restaurants, shopped the outlet stores, and cozied up at the fireside to watch movies together.

2. Lower right: Why go in order? That's no fun. On the same aforementioned Brooten family adventure, we drove down Brooten Road to bring the boys to the Brooten ancestral town of Pacific City, OR, revisiting our sordid family history tales of kelp ore and tuberculosis. If we're friends on Facebook, you already got to see the crazy videos of us wading through feet of sea foam and climbing then jumping back down the sand dune on the beach! We are so thankful to God for this treasured time. 

3. Lower left: We were overdue for a trip to Pennsylvania to visit Grandma and Grandpa Hamm, but sadly, Dave couldn't get away long enough to join us for our Epic East Coast Adventure. Andrew (now 13) and Seth (now 11) get the unique opportunity to explore the East Coast when we visit the PA family -- so this year we decided to take a road trip in the Hamm family sedan (which we affectionately nicknamed "the Sardine can", or "Sardy" for short!) to Niagara Falls! As you can see, they now offer family-sized barrel rides over the falls. While Grandma and I found the experience quite terrifying, the boys and Grandpa impressed all the onlookers with their bravery and cool, calm demeanor in the face of such peril. 

4. Upper right: Stop #2 on the EECA (I've spent so much time in the medical profession I can't help but make up acronyms): the Jersey shore! I was unable to resist Andrew's request to visit that nice, warm ocean over there with its warm, soft sand and warm, sunny skies (did I mention that it's WARM?). Highlights included Andrew and Seth parasailing for the first time, Andrew's surrey driving causing symptomatic motion sickness in a fellow surrey rider (it was me: I shared a moment with a trash can on the boardwalk), old school games on the boardwalk, and warm, relaxing sun bathing on the Wildwood beach.

5. Before you go dig out our Christmas card to look for this 5th picture (no, it's not on the back!), there isn't one! The majority of our 2017 was spent in the places we love and call home in Spokane, WA, so our beloved city deserves an honorable mention. Dave spends his days at clients' homes and businesses all around Spokane; I (Kristy) spend my days caring for patients, working with new and student nurses and leading some team building activities at the hospital; Andrew and Seth can be found at their middle and elementary schools, respectively. Both play brass in school band. You will find Andrew on the rugby field and Seth on a nearby football field. We all love spending time with our church family, enjoying the friendships built at our Life Group and youth group and through serving alongside some amazing humans in women's ministry, deacons, new building committee, and Vacation Bible School. God has grown us all so much in our relationships with Him, each other and others through our beloved church family and through the challenges we have faced together this year. We truly are blessed. Our humble little plot of grass on the Pend Oreille River has become our "happy place" of rest, relaxation, recreation and retreat. What a joy to share this space with friends and family! And now with the glorious snow upon us, it is time to retreat to the mountain, snowboards in hand. 

So tell us...where in the world have YOU been this year? 

Monday, December 5, 2016

Merry Christmas 2016

Well, hello there, friends and family! Thanks for stopping by! To satisfy the curiosity that led you to type this URL into your browser, here's what the Brootens have been up to in 2016, in the form of a matching game. Your choices are:

a. Dave
b. Kristy
c. Andrew
d. Seth
e. Eponine (that's the cat)
f. all of the above
g. all of the humans listed above
h. none of the above

...or any combination thereof. Answers are listed at the bottom. No cheating! Clearly confused? Great! Let's get started. We'll start you out with some easy ones to build up your confidence.

1. Went on a fantastically amazing (though not at all inexpensive) 16 1/2th wedding anniversary trip to Hawaii, including but not limited to a 7-day cruise around the Hawaiian islands

2. Took hula lessons during aforementioned Hawaiian vacation

3. Brought home Hawaiian chicken poo on her shoes after a waterfall hike in Kaui

4. Completely umimpressed by the Hawaiian chicken poo upon our return

5. Got in trouble on a snorkeling excursion for swimming too far out into the waters of "Turtle Town", attempting to follow and befriend a Hawaiian sea turtle

6. Feels he was somehow hoodwinked into planning a family and friends trip to Maui for his wife's 2019 40th birthday, yet is somewhat relieved to not have to plan a party for her

7. Gained 4 lbs on the cruise

8. Gained 0 lbs on the cruise! Not a feat of self-control so much as a lack GF DF food to eat on the boat! Sad!

9. Feeling super hip for using Uber to get a ride to a beach in Maui

10. Made new friends with a cat-whisperer named Danielle while we were gone

11. Dressed up as a T-rex for Halloween

12. Learning to play the trombone

13. Favorite sport to play = rugby

14. Bringing his mad recess football skills to an indoor football field near you this winter (well, near you if you live in Spokane)

15. Showing ADHD who's BOSS! Seriously, he's killing it. So proud!

16. The middle school jazz band's new "boogie woogie bugle boy from Company B" (see what I did there? B as in Brooten?)

17. Seriously love(s) to read

18. Willing to get on a tube behind the boat again, thanks to a Mother's Day gift of a 3-person tube! Insists on being in the middle to avoid wipe-outs.

19. Sadly has never ridden on said tube due to lack of faith in his wife's ability to drive his boat

20. Inspired by our youth pastor to take up hammocking

21. Had no idea they'd love stand-up paddleboarding so much until they tried it in July at the Lawrence Family Reunion on Wallowa Lake

22. Wakes up at 0130 to snow plow half of Spokane

23. Has already dressed up like Santa this year. Or been dressed up, to be more accurate.

24. Had a unicorn-themed birthday party

25. Enjoy sleeping under the Christmas tree

26. Brought his wife flowers at work on her birthday! Awwwwwww!

27. Wonders if anyone is still playing along

28. Somehow lost his Christmas stocking. Responded to Mom's relief at not having to fill it this year by hanging a paper grocery bag with his name on it on the banister.

29. Decided to stop waiting until achieving "skinny" to be happy and realized just how amazing this God-given life really is, right now...and is so very thankful.

30. Planning a crazy, exhaustingly fun 2017 trip with Grandma and Grandpa Hamm to Wildwood Crest, Niagara Falls, and Camp Orchard Hill

31. Will keep his nose to the grind and his mower to the grass (can I make that a thing?) during said trip...someone's gotta stay home and pay the bills.

32. Thankful to God for your friendship

33. Would love to have you visit us up at the River sometime. Seriously, you're invited. We even have electricity. And running water. We're fancy.

34. Wishing you a very merry Christmas and your happiest-yet New Year!

1. a & b
2. a! just kidding, b.
3. b
4. c & d
5. b
6. a
7. a
8. b
9. a & b
10. e (we had to work her in there somewhere!)
11. c
12. d
13. c
14. d
15. d
16. c
17. f
18. b
19. a
20. c & d
21. b, c, & d
22. a
23. e
24. c. For realz.
25. c, d, & e
26. a
27. b
28. c
29. b
30. b, c, & d
31. a
32. f
33. f
34. f. well, maybe g. That cat is kind of a jerk.

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